ArsenicCelbration

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gojira007
chelsiegeorgia

*through my tears* wh-what if..Sonic’s first word *sobs* was Tails’ name *passes out*

gojira007

Aww, I love the clever ways you use imagery to convey meaning; the little pictures in Tails’ speech bubbles cleverly set up how Language is the central Thing here, the little scratches ‘n’ bandages on Sonic make his Status immediately clear up front, and the evocative background details enhance the atmosphere just right.  REALLY love the cross of thick inky outlines with soft thin detail lines too. ^_^

pokeformersam
spacefinch

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)

pokeformersam

In Galar we just say fuck